It’s just been announced that Meghan Markle will stay in Cliveden House Hotel on the night before her wedding to Harry.
She should feel right at home – as Cliveden deputised for Buckingham Palace in the Beatles second film Help! I hope the dreaded Kahili or mad scientists, wanting her ring, don’t catch up with her there,!!
She might also want to have a swim in the outdoor pool. If she does, I hope she’s wearing more than Christine Keeler was wearing when she first met John Profumo there, the relationship that caused one of the biggest sex scandals of the 60s.